3/20/08

dessert

When I spit out a piece of chewing gum, people often get mad and tell me I'm littering. But I like to think of it as providing dessert for the woodland creatures.

3/10/08

it's relative

When discussing intelligence, you always need a frame of reference. For example, compared to other humans, I'm not too bright. But I'd sure make one hell of a smart chimpanzee!