and the lips, and the legs, and the...

Beauty might be in the eye of the beholder, but it is also in the breasts of the beheld.

October's Blog Babes

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it's the economy's fault

My girlfriend complained that I wasn't invested in our relationship. I told her that I wasn't impressed with the interest rate.

or maybe it's just too cold

I think the reason there are no black bears in Antarctica is because polar bears are all racists.

September's Blog Babes

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because I'm tired of losing

When I was a kid I wanted to conquer the world. Nowadays, I'd be happy just to call it a draw.

maybe she should just add a hyphen

If Miss America married some guy from Rome, I wonder if she would keep her maiden name or if she would make everyone refer to her as Mrs. Italy.