It's back...for over a year I've been on hiatus. But during my time away, my mind kept coming back to all those beautiful blogging babes out there in cyberspace. Here's my top ten from '06.
I've been in college for several years and people are always asking me, 'what are you going to be when you finally graduate?' I always tell them, 'in debt.'
Before my girl broke up with me, she would always complain that I didn't have any ambition or desire. I told her that I did have a desire...a desire for her to shut the f*ck up.
I tried working as a vacuum salesman one summer but didn't make too much money. People kept asking me what the best vacuum was and I would tell them, "beats me, they all suck."