with a side of fries

In Spain, they're always doing stuff with bulls, like bull fighting and running with the bulls. I'm glad I live in America where we just eat them and don't base activities around them.

January's Blog Babes

#5

#4

#3

#2

#1

because they're fun to press

If the eyes are the windows to the soul then I bet the nipples are the doorbells.

I think they're challenging me

My parent's said to me 'you'll be graduating soon and it's time to grow up and think about what you're going to do with your life. You won't be in college forever.' So now, I'm thinking of enrolling in a masters program.

December's Blog Babes

#5

#4

#3

#2

#1

because, if included, he would have only ranked #3

Hugh Jackman was named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, angering the entire dead community because they've once again been excluded from the list.

it sure doesn't make my whites any whiter

Someone asked me why I always wear gray. "Is it your favorite color?" they ask. "It's so somber," they say. But the reason is that I'm just too lazy to separate the darks from the whites when I wash clothes.