5/20/08

judgemental

People say I shouldn't judge a book by its cover. But I don't. I don't even like to read.

5/11/08

Our Favorite Blog Babe Acceptance Speeches

We here at the Most Bangable Blog Babes Headquarters have decided let some past blog babes reflect on life in the top five...

Stacy from stillstacy.com


Angela from on-2nd-thought.blogspot


Meleah from mommamiameaculpa.com


Ra from definitelyra.com


Jennifer from jennyhaha.blogspot


Debbie from i-obsess.typepad


Tara from talltara.com

Luckily, we're not interested in their personality. We're shallow like that. Now go visit their sites and tell them how "bangable" they are. Because, while we freely admit we're shallow, we're also quite petty too!

4/20/08

drinking

I don't like non-alcoholic beer. It seems like you have to drink twice as much to get drunk.

4/10/08

eating

When I see potato chips being advertised as having 10% less fat, I wonder if it's because the chips are really 10% less fattening or if there's simply 10% less chips in the bag.

3/20/08

dessert

When I spit out a piece of chewing gum, people often get mad and tell me I'm littering. But I like to think of it as providing dessert for the woodland creatures.