9/20/07

I know, I know...shut up about it already!

Ever since my dyslexic friend started an on-line journal all he talks about is his glob.

9/10/07

The Future

In high school, my guidance counselor told me I should choose a career in something I was good at doing so I asked her what kind of jobs involved annoying people.

8/20/07

Good Eats

Someone should invent meatless pigs so that vegetarians can enjoy bacon.

8/10/07

Bees

People say that you can catch more bees with honey than vinegar. But I bet you could catch even more bees if you opened up a bee strip club.

7/20/07

listening II

I prefer listening to radio stations that play light rock because they have less calories.