8/20/07

Good Eats

Someone should invent meatless pigs so that vegetarians can enjoy bacon.

8/10/07

Bees

People say that you can catch more bees with honey than vinegar. But I bet you could catch even more bees if you opened up a bee strip club.

7/20/07

listening II

I prefer listening to radio stations that play light rock because they have less calories.

7/10/07

listening

I choose to hear only what I want because it makes listening more enjoyable.

6/20/07

driving

If I were in charge of the highways, I'd make sure that all roadsigns were also printed in braille so that blind drivers knew where they were going.