7/20/07

listening II

I prefer listening to radio stations that play light rock because they have less calories.

7/10/07

listening

I choose to hear only what I want because it makes listening more enjoyable.

6/20/07

driving

If I were in charge of the highways, I'd make sure that all roadsigns were also printed in braille so that blind drivers knew where they were going.

6/10/07

thoughts

I only think in code so that mind readers can't tell what I'm thinking about.

5/15/07

a nickel

If I had a nickel for every time somebody mispronounced my name, I'd change it to xyzzandoreau.