3/10/08
it's relative
When discussing intelligence, you always need a frame of reference. For example, compared to other humans, I'm not too bright. But I'd sure make one hell of a smart chimpanzee!
3/1/08
2/20/08
there's a reason
People say that the grass is greener on the other side but that's usually because there's more manure over there.
2/10/08
fat in black
People say that black is slimming, but obese people who dress in black don't look any thinner. They just look like a darker shade of fat.
2/1/08
1/20/08
Extra Cheese Deliciousness
Have you ever noticed that cheese tastes better when it has one of those fancy toothpicks in it?
1/10/08
my childhood sucked
Life was tough when I was a little kid because I didn't have an ipod to listen to. I was forced to look at stuff.
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