11/20/07

foresight from our forefathers

When the Pilgrims first arrived in America, if they had eaten broccoli instead of turkey with the Indians, people would probably be much less thankful at Thanksgiving.

11/10/07

keep your soul to yourself

If the eyes are really the window to the soul then more people need to keep the curtains drawn.

10/20/07

I'd Never Need Change Again

If I could make objects levitate I would spend all day in front of vending machines getting food to fall out.

10/10/07

It's as good an excuse as any

I've thought about learning another language but I worry that my dreams will start having subtitles.