11/1/07
10/20/07
I'd Never Need Change Again
If I could make objects levitate I would spend all day in front of vending machines getting food to fall out.
10/10/07
It's as good an excuse as any
I've thought about learning another language but I worry that my dreams will start having subtitles.
10/1/07
9/20/07
I know, I know...shut up about it already!
Ever since my dyslexic friend started an on-line journal all he talks about is his glob.
9/10/07
The Future
In high school, my guidance counselor told me I should choose a career in something I was good at doing so I asked her what kind of jobs involved annoying people.
9/1/07
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