10/20/07

I'd Never Need Change Again

If I could make objects levitate I would spend all day in front of vending machines getting food to fall out.

10/10/07

It's as good an excuse as any

I've thought about learning another language but I worry that my dreams will start having subtitles.

9/20/07

I know, I know...shut up about it already!

Ever since my dyslexic friend started an on-line journal all he talks about is his glob.

9/10/07

The Future

In high school, my guidance counselor told me I should choose a career in something I was good at doing so I asked her what kind of jobs involved annoying people.