July's Blog Babes

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or you can just have them surgically removed

With all the advances in modern medicine, I think that lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, and pride should be downgraded from 'deadly' sins to 'mildly irrating' sins.

June's Blog Babes

#5

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maybe it's the tiny shorts

My friends all like playing tennis, but I've never understood what all the racket is about.

May's Blog Babes

#5

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#1

teaching our children

People talk about how bad child labor is but I think it's important that kids learn how much work sucks at a young age.

April's Blog Babes

#5

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instead it will be a shivershop

If I ever decide to exploit cheap labor, I'll move to Alaska and hire a bunch of eskimos because it's too cold up there for anyone to accuse me of running a sweatshop.

March's Blog Babes

#5

#4

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my life was becoming all work and no play

I love movies so I got a job at a video rental store but had to quit because I started taking my work home with me.

February's Blog Babes

#5

#4

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#1

with a side of fries

In Spain, they're always doing stuff with bulls, like bull fighting and running with the bulls. I'm glad I live in America where we just eat them and don't base activities around them.

January's Blog Babes

#5

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because they're fun to press

If the eyes are the windows to the soul then I bet the nipples are the doorbells.

I think they're challenging me

My parent's said to me 'you'll be graduating soon and it's time to grow up and think about what you're going to do with your life. You won't be in college forever.' So now, I'm thinking of enrolling in a masters program.

December's Blog Babes

#5

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because, if included, he would have only ranked #3

Hugh Jackman was named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, angering the entire dead community because they've once again been excluded from the list.

it sure doesn't make my whites any whiter

Someone asked me why I always wear gray. "Is it your favorite color?" they ask. "It's so somber," they say. But the reason is that I'm just too lazy to separate the darks from the whites when I wash clothes.

November's Blog Babes

#5

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#1

and they're bad tippers too

People who say 'it's the little things that count' usually give the worst gifts.