The Most Bangable Blog Babes

July's Blog Babes

2009-07-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

or you can just have them surgically removed

2009-06-15T06:15:00.000-07:00

With all the advances in modern medicine, I think that lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, and pride should be downgraded from 'deadly' sins to 'mildly irrating' sins.

June's Blog Babes

2009-06-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

maybe it's the tiny shorts

2009-05-15T05:15:00.000-07:00

My friends all like playing tennis, but I've never understood what all the racket is about.

May's Blog Babes

2009-05-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

#5

#4

teaching our children

2009-04-15T04:15:00.000-07:00

People talk about how bad child labor is but I think it's important that kids learn how much work sucks at a young age.

April's Blog Babes

2009-04-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

instead it will be a shivershop

2009-03-15T03:15:00.000-07:00

If I ever decide to exploit cheap labor, I'll move to Alaska and hire a bunch of eskimos because it's too cold up there for anyone to accuse me of running a sweatshop.

March's Blog Babes

2009-03-01T00:01:00.000-08:00

my life was becoming all work and no play

2009-02-15T02:15:00.000-08:00

I love movies so I got a job at a video rental store but had to quit because I started taking my work home with me.

February's Blog Babes

2009-02-01T00:01:00.000-08:00

with a side of fries

2009-01-10T01:10:00.000-08:00

In Spain, they're always doing stuff with bulls, like bull fighting and running with the bulls. I'm glad I live in America where we just eat them and don't base activities around them.

January's Blog Babes

2009-01-01T00:01:00.000-08:00

because they're fun to press

2008-12-20T00:20:00.000-08:00

If the eyes are the windows to the soul then I bet the nipples are the doorbells.

I think they're challenging me

2008-12-10T00:10:00.000-08:00

My parent's said to me 'you'll be graduating soon and it's time to grow up and think about what you're going to do with your life. You won't be in college forever.' So now, I'm thinking of enrolling in a masters program.

December's Blog Babes

2008-12-01T00:01:00.000-08:00

because, if included, he would have only ranked #3

2008-11-20T11:20:00.000-08:00

Hugh Jackman was named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, angering the entire dead community because they've once again been excluded from the list.

it sure doesn't make my whites any whiter

2008-11-10T23:10:00.000-08:00

Someone asked me why I always wear gray. "Is it your favorite color?" they ask. "It's so somber," they say. But the reason is that I'm just too lazy to separate the darks from the whites when I wash clothes.

November's Blog Babes

2008-11-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

#2

#1

and they're bad tippers too

2008-10-20T10:20:00.000-07:00

People who say 'it's the little things that count' usually give the worst gifts.

and the lips, and the legs, and the...

2008-10-10T10:10:00.000-07:00

Beauty might be in the eye of the beholder, but it is also in the breasts of the beheld.

October's Blog Babes

2008-10-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

#5

#4

#3

#2

#1

it's the economy's fault

2008-09-20T09:20:00.000-07:00

My girlfriend complained that I wasn't invested in our relationship. I told her that I wasn't impressed with the interest rate.

or maybe it's just too cold

2008-09-10T21:10:00.000-07:00

I think the reason there are no black bears in Antarctica is because polar bears are all racists.

September's Blog Babes

2008-09-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

#5

#4

#3

#2

#1

because I'm tired of losing

2008-08-20T08:20:00.000-07:00

When I was a kid I wanted to conquer the world. Nowadays, I'd be happy just to call it a draw.

maybe she should just add a hyphen

2008-08-10T08:10:00.000-07:00

If Miss America married some guy from Rome, I wonder if she would keep her maiden name or if she would make everyone refer to her as Mrs. Italy.

The Blog Babes of August

2008-08-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

advice

2008-07-20T07:20:00.000-07:00

My friend said that he was tired of me always giving him unsolicited advice. "Let me tell you what to do about that..." I told him.

plus he always falls asleep at the wheel

2008-07-10T07:10:00.000-07:00

I won't let my friend with lazy-eye drive me anywhere because he just can't seem to keep both eyes on the road.

July's Blog Babes

2008-07-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

or maybe the day after that

2008-06-20T06:20:00.000-07:00

I'm a terrible procrastinator. And starting tomorrow, that's going to change.

act your age

2008-06-10T06:10:00.000-07:00

Lately, people have been telling me that I'm immature and asking when I plan on growing up. There used to simply be adults and kids. Then they created a group for teenagers. Then a young-adult category. Then they decided that there should be a pre-teen group. Which was then further broken down to include the tweens. Yet the movie theaters consider you an adult at 12 - since you have to pay full ticket price, though they won't let you see a rated R or a PG13 movie. The DMV doesn't view you as an adult until 16 when you're allowed to finally drive, but the voting polls say you're not an adult until 18 when they finally allow you to vote. And the liquor control board says you need to be 21. The Federal Government considers you too immature to even run for president until you're 35. You can't join the AARP until you reach 55, and you used to be old enough to retire at 65, but nobody really does anymore because the cost of living is higher than social security pays...not that there's really any money left in social security nowadays. So I feel that the issue isn't really when I'll grow up but which parameters are being used to judge whether I'm adult enough.

June's Blog Babes

2008-06-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

judgemental

2008-05-20T17:20:00.000-07:00

People say I shouldn't judge a book by its cover. But I don't. I don't even like to read.

Our Favorite Blog Babe Acceptance Speeches

2008-05-11T05:11:00.000-07:00

We here at the Most Bangable Blog Babes Headquarters have decided let some past blog babes reflect on life in the top five...

Stacy from stillstacy.com

Angela from on-2nd-thought.blogspot

Meleah from mommamiameaculpa.com

Ra from definitelyra.com

Jennifer from jennyhaha.blogspot

Debbie from i-obsess.typepad

Tara from talltara.com

Luckily, we're not interested in their personality. We're shallow like that. Now go visit their sites and tell them how "bangable" they are. Because, while we freely admit we're shallow, we're also quite petty too!

May's Blog Babes

2008-05-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

#5

#4

#3

drinking

2008-04-20T04:20:00.000-07:00

I don't like non-alcoholic beer. It seems like you have to drink twice as much to get drunk.

eating

2008-04-10T04:10:00.000-07:00

When I see potato chips being advertised as having 10% less fat, I wonder if it's because the chips are really 10% less fattening or if there's simply 10% less chips in the bag.

April's Blog Babes

2008-04-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

#5
#4

dessert

2008-03-20T03:20:00.000-07:00

When I spit out a piece of chewing gum, people often get mad and tell me I'm littering. But I like to think of it as providing dessert for the woodland creatures.

it's relative

2008-03-10T03:10:00.000-07:00

When discussing intelligence, you always need a frame of reference. For example, compared to other humans, I'm not too bright. But I'd sure make one hell of a smart chimpanzee!

The Blog Babes of March

2008-03-01T00:01:00.000-08:00

#3
#2

there's a reason

2008-02-20T19:10:00.000-08:00

People say that the grass is greener on the other side but that's usually because there's more manure over there.

fat in black

2008-02-10T19:10:00.000-08:00

People say that black is slimming, but obese people who dress in black don't look any thinner. They just look like a darker shade of fat.

February's Blog Babes

2008-02-01T00:01:00.000-08:00

#5

#4

#3

Extra Cheese Deliciousness

2008-01-20T19:01:00.000-08:00

Have you ever noticed that cheese tastes better when it has one of those fancy toothpicks in it?

my childhood sucked

2008-01-10T19:01:00.000-08:00

Life was tough when I was a little kid because I didn't have an ipod to listen to. I was forced to look at stuff.

January's Most Bangable Blog Babes

2008-01-01T00:01:00.000-08:00

The Most Bangable Blog Babe of 2007

2007-12-29T19:01:00.000-08:00

The Most Bangable Blog Babe of 2007

2007-12-19T19:01:00.000-08:00

To wrap up 2007, we here at the Most Bangable Blog Babes HeadQuarters have decided to do something very ordinary and predictable. And to name the most bangable blog babe of 2007, we've opened up the voting polls. Seven out of our nine distinguished judges are curious to find out what you think. The other two could really care less. But still, we're letting you vote. The polls will be open until I decide I'm bored with it.

sorry suckers, the voting is closed!

December's Blog Babes

2007-12-01T00:01:00.000-08:00

foresight from our forefathers

2007-11-20T19:01:00.000-08:00

When the Pilgrims first arrived in America, if they had eaten broccoli instead of turkey with the Indians, people would probably be much less thankful at Thanksgiving.

keep your soul to yourself

2007-11-10T19:01:00.000-08:00

If the eyes are really the window to the soul then more people need to keep the curtains drawn.

November's Bangable Blog Babes

2007-11-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

I'd Never Need Change Again

2007-10-20T19:01:00.000-07:00

If I could make objects levitate I would spend all day in front of vending machines getting food to fall out.

It's as good an excuse as any

2007-10-10T19:01:00.000-07:00

I've thought about learning another language but I worry that my dreams will start having subtitles.

October's Blog Babes

2007-10-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

#3

#2

I know, I know...shut up about it already!

2007-09-20T19:01:00.000-07:00

Ever since my dyslexic friend started an on-line journal all he talks about is his glob.

The Future

2007-09-10T19:01:00.000-07:00

In high school, my guidance counselor told me I should choose a career in something I was good at doing so I asked her what kind of jobs involved annoying people.

September's Blog Babes

2007-09-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

Good Eats

2007-08-20T19:01:00.000-07:00

Someone should invent meatless pigs so that vegetarians can enjoy bacon.

Bees

2007-08-10T19:01:00.000-07:00

People say that you can catch more bees with honey than vinegar. But I bet you could catch even more bees if you opened up a bee strip club.

The Most Bangable Blog Babes of August

2007-08-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

listening II

2007-07-20T19:01:00.000-07:00

I prefer listening to radio stations that play light rock because they have less calories.

listening

2007-07-10T19:01:00.000-07:00

I choose to hear only what I want because it makes listening more enjoyable.

July's Blog Babes

2007-07-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

#5

#4

driving

2007-06-20T19:01:00.000-07:00

If I were in charge of the highways, I'd make sure that all roadsigns were also printed in braille so that blind drivers knew where they were going.

thoughts

2007-06-10T19:01:00.000-07:00

I only think in code so that mind readers can't tell what I'm thinking about.

June's Blog Babes

2007-06-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

a nickel

2007-05-15T19:00:00.000-07:00

If I had a nickel for every time somebody mispronounced my name, I'd change it to xyzzandoreau.

secret meanings

2007-05-05T19:00:00.000-07:00

I often think that when someone says they slept like a baby that they're secretly telling me they wet the bed.

May's Most Bangable Blog Babes

2007-05-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

#4

#3

#2

April's Blog Babes

2007-04-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

The Most Bangable Blog Babes of March!

2007-03-01T00:01:00.000-08:00

Valentine's Day Boobs-tacular!

2007-02-14T00:01:00.000-08:00

Valentine's Day brings thoughts of chocolate, roses, and romance. Though, what's usually on my mind during this day (along with most every other day of the year) are boobs. So, as my Valentine's Day gift to you, I offer some of the finest breasts on the internet...enjoy!

#5 - Blondie's Boobs, from intoxicatingstranger.blogspot.com

#4 - Rin's Rack, from enigmum.com

#3 - Barbara's Breasts, from all-night.org

#2 - Tequila Girl's Garbanza's, from thatgirltg.blogspot.com

#1 - Star Child's Cha-Cha's, from myownmoon.com

February's Most Bangable Blog Babes

2007-02-01T00:01:00.000-08:00

#5

#4

#3

#2

January's Blog Babes

2007-01-01T00:01:00.000-08:00

#5

#4

#3

#2

The Most Bangble Blog Babe '06 recap

2006-12-16T12:00:00.000-08:00

It's back...for over a year I've been on hiatus. But during my time away, my mind kept coming back to all those beautiful blogging babes out there in cyberspace. Here's my top ten from '06.

#10

#9

#8

#7

#6

#5

#3

#2

#1

afterwards

2006-12-15T15:33:00.000-08:00

I've been in college for several years and people are always asking me, 'what are you going to be when you finally graduate?' I always tell them, 'in debt.'

ambition

2006-12-14T02:22:00.000-08:00

Before my girl broke up with me, she would always complain that I didn't have any ambition or desire. I told her that I did have a desire...a desire for her to shut the f*ck up.

dollars

2006-12-13T13:11:00.000-08:00

Lots of people say that if they won a million dollars they would quit their job. Not me, because I would probably end up spending it all on porn.

vacuums

2006-12-12T15:19:00.000-08:00

I tried working as a vacuum salesman one summer but didn't make too much money. People kept asking me what the best vacuum was and I would tell them, "beats me, they all suck."

eyes

2006-12-10T17:48:00.000-08:00

If the eyes are really the window to the soul, than some people should keep the blinds shut